June 2012
33 posts
Applying for In N Out. Again.
*Our company maintains specific uniform and appearance standards in order to present a conservative image to our customers. As such, would you be able to comply with the following fundamental grooming guidelines?
No visible tattoos on any exposed skin while wearing only our short-sleeved uniform shirt.
No visible body piercings, including tongue rings, eyebrow piercings, and tongue ring spacers...
May 2012
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Food sucks.
My family’s unhealthy eating habits are leaving me hungry and broke. I don’t eat past 7 and they don’t cook until 9 or 10 and by morning it’s all gone.
I’m looking at pasta sauce with no meatballs in it and at a bowl where there used to be spaghetti.
I’m just drinking protein with milk for my meals, which is cool because I’m losing weight like a beast....
“The only constant is change.”
– (via meowfuckers)
“I think that to forgive people who never said that they were sorry, that’s...”
– (via strawberryn3ko)
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“So what kind of diet plan are you on?”
“Protein and Protein and MORE PROTEIN!”
That answers that question.
My aim with a throwing knife is good enough to hit a yapping dog in the road from my window.
Finally, peace and quiet. Good night world.
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Watchthedandyunderworld:
Taking place in England the owners of the yard slowly kept adding sections to the contraption so when the squirrel learned one section and got the nuts, they’d add another section. It took over 2 weeks to get to the final product you see in the video.
"I don't care if you're rich or poor, baby."
It doesn’t mean what you think guys. That’s a girls way of saying I don’t care if you can afford it or not, you’re taking me out and buying shit!
4:34 AM.
At this point I realize it’s too late to have drugged myself to sleep the way I usually do. My mind won’t shut off. Here’s the realization I’ve made: I have told 7 people I love them and two of them remain in my life. My mom, and my dad.
This is why I don’t love.
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At least I'm not overweight anymore...
159.2 pounds
18.8% body fat
59.7% water
24.6 BMI
2805 DCI
Screw my scale!
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Says here once I submit this, I am now in the...
Eh, I’ll do it tomorrow.
I haven't stepped on a scale in over a month!
Looking at those numbers on the brightly lit blue LCD, I can see why. They’re just a few numbers and percentages but they have so much power over me that it consumes me. Staying off of it for as long as I can again.
I'm officially overweight.
That hurts.
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